Breakfast of champions
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A square croissant
How innovative.
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Headed back
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You, dears, have spent too much money on clothes
Some of that money should have gone to dramatic lighting. Maybe even a roll of foil for the wall so it'd look less like your mom's sewing room and more like the cyber world you wish you lived in.
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Article 7
I never understood why nobody thought that was funny. It was. It's the holodeck. Holodeck water disappears when you leave the holodeck. Everyone needs to pull the holographic sticks out of their asses. Especially Geordi. You could see his judgy expression even though his eyes were covered by the visor.
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Current shirt
I wear an XL. American Apparel XL hoodies, it turns out, are too small. So
are their 2XL hoodies. I had them send this t-shirt in 2XL because I didn't
want it to be too tight. It's kinda baggy. Now that we do so much shopping
online, they should really standardize a bit more.
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Lol jerks
I love when people travel with big bags that'll incur a fee, but a cab is
out of the question.
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Post a picture of your blanket
Funnily, my dad has the exact same one in his guest room.
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Fred say hay
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The animated gif is already scheduled for next Caturday
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Name of the day
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I made lunch
On the right is my al-fake-o, which is a little bit of spaghetti, two zucchini and two yellow squash, spiralized, and a sauce made from Laughing Cow swiss wedges, fat-free Greek yogurt, and a touch of real parmesan. There's some leftover roasted chicken from the other night in there, too.
The side salad is just iceberg, cucumber, orange cherry tomatoes, and French dressing.
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Schmupdate
I'm kinda sad that Loudtwitter hasn't posted my tweets in a while. Went to go have a look, and they've changed the main purpose of the site, moving the "post your tweets" part to a link at the top. I think things got wonky in the site redesign, because I tried to do a password reset and the link led to an error page. Will try again tomorrow. Maybe.
So, Victoria was fun. Expensive as hell, though. The problem I have with Canada is that they can't free-pour their drinks, and from what I can tell, the most booze a drink can have in it is 3oz. Garrett ordered a martini and they brought him a 2oz one. Unbelievable. If you've never seen a 2oz martini in a regular martini glass, they're pretty hilarious. So he asked for a double one and they brought him what most people would recognize as a martini, but she came back a few minutes later to say she wouldn't be able to do it again because it's illegal. The best part was seeing a stock photo image of a 4oz martini on a placard at the restaurant's bar on the way out.
It gets worse, though. We found a gay bar upstairs in the lobby at another hotel and their daily special was a long island iced tea for $5.75. Don't ever order a Long Island in Canada. I should have paid more attention while they were making them, because I have no idea how you make a Long Island in a 12oz plastic cup (think Nancy Botwin coffee) with just one shot of booze. It tasted like tea-flavored Kool-Aid. And failure.
I'm pretty sure we spent more on booze than anything else, and the amount spent would have killed us three times over in Seattle. Luckily the heat didn't kill us. But it was fun. We'd do a meal, an attraction, a bar, an attraction, a bar, an attraction, a meal, etc. We saw Miniature World, the Undersea Gardens, and the Bug Zoo. And to kill time the second day, we saw Contagion, which was pretty good.
The next time we go to Canada, I'm buying a duty-free liter of vodka and two bottles of water on the way up. After we drink the water, we'll fill the bottles with vodka and carry them while we tool around to spike our weak drinks with.
Photos coming later. I don't have my card reader with me or a cord to fit the camera.
So, Victoria was fun. Expensive as hell, though. The problem I have with Canada is that they can't free-pour their drinks, and from what I can tell, the most booze a drink can have in it is 3oz. Garrett ordered a martini and they brought him a 2oz one. Unbelievable. If you've never seen a 2oz martini in a regular martini glass, they're pretty hilarious. So he asked for a double one and they brought him what most people would recognize as a martini, but she came back a few minutes later to say she wouldn't be able to do it again because it's illegal. The best part was seeing a stock photo image of a 4oz martini on a placard at the restaurant's bar on the way out.
It gets worse, though. We found a gay bar upstairs in the lobby at another hotel and their daily special was a long island iced tea for $5.75. Don't ever order a Long Island in Canada. I should have paid more attention while they were making them, because I have no idea how you make a Long Island in a 12oz plastic cup (think Nancy Botwin coffee) with just one shot of booze. It tasted like tea-flavored Kool-Aid. And failure.
I'm pretty sure we spent more on booze than anything else, and the amount spent would have killed us three times over in Seattle. Luckily the heat didn't kill us. But it was fun. We'd do a meal, an attraction, a bar, an attraction, a bar, an attraction, a meal, etc. We saw Miniature World, the Undersea Gardens, and the Bug Zoo. And to kill time the second day, we saw Contagion, which was pretty good.
The next time we go to Canada, I'm buying a duty-free liter of vodka and two bottles of water on the way up. After we drink the water, we'll fill the bottles with vodka and carry them while we tool around to spike our weak drinks with.
Photos coming later. I don't have my card reader with me or a cord to fit the camera.
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Thank you boomstick!
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I did 9/11
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Article 24
Tape Generations from johan rijpma on Vimeo.
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My Drag U prize pack came
There's a little note and notecard, a copy of her latest book and album, a shopping bag, a compact mirror, and a pennant. The shopping bag will replace the one I normally keep in my backpack.
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Ducks!
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Article 21
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Rawr! I'm a giant!
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