- 08:23 You know you're a one-hit wonder when your Goldstar email subject lines are like this: Shawn Colvin ("Sunny Came Home") This Mon. & Tues. #
- 11:32 Once again, I regret not ordering my sandwich as a wrap. #
- 12:51 Keith Ablow is so dreamy. Too bad about his personality. #
- 19:31 Someone please tell me where to get the necklace #pr9viktor is wearing tonight thx. #
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- 11:56 Forks are good for stirring and mixing things. Think of them as tiny whisks. #
- 14:52 Post a work term that only your coworkers could possibly understand. "I wish the agency would de-CHIRMS these." #
- 15:09 Mama Mia! That's a-spicy cocaine-a! bit.ly/pTCu73 #
- 15:22 I like listening to electro while I work, but sometimes the music sounds like computer error sounds and I get startled. #
- 15:26 Oh it'd be cool if I'd quit typing today's date as "0619" instead of "0916". #
- 16:43 Nope. Just Chuck Testa with another realistic mount. #
- 17:06 Sexy Phlebotomist #badhalloweencostumes #
- 17:30 Thought the little banner ad for a Dinosaur Jr show was for some Wayne's World thing. #
- 18:34 A dentist office is moving in next door. Hope we can't hear the drills. #
- 20:30 "What kind of beard trimmer do you use?" #badbearpickuplines #noreallysomeonejustsaidit #
- 20:35 Someone is smoking on the patio and I wanna tattle but they could just drop it over the side if confronted #jerks #
- 20:41 Pigeon Spikes would be a good band name. #
- 20:53 I miss video bars. #
- 23:35 Tonight's the first night I felt comfortable dancing since the day I hurt my ankle. Needed it. #
- 23:37 Note to self: pzl to find "hotstepper" mahsups thx #turnaround #
- 23:39 Protip: flattery beats guilt trips #
- 00:03 I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer. #
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- 18:32 Ravers are converging around Fred Wildlife Refuge. Seems awfully early. #
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- 07:32 There should be an ugly back hair contest where the prize is an awesome full-back tattoo. #
- 07:42 Sucks when someone's cool and very active on Twitter but you can't follow them because they always answer people in RT form instead of reply #
- 09:03 For @badrobot68 t.co/ZZlkB2IZ #
- 10:09 oh no you di'int t.co/uTe4uaHq @duckumu: bagels: the world's least interesting food #
- 11:43 If the real world was like sci-fi there would be caves every square mile or so. #
- 11:47 I Know Who Killed Me needs to be on Netflix instant. #
- 11:48 Turns out Netflix doesn't have a single streaming Lindsay Lohan title. That's unfortunate. #
- 17:08 I wondered what happened to Richard Heene's balloon. Jane Lynch is wearing it tonight. #emmys #
- 17:12 An awesome montage of all the shows whose new seasons we are waiting for. Great. #emmys #
- 17:15 Julie Bonychest #emmys #
- 17:16 I hope she's wearing a nipple shield just in case. #emmys #
- 17:17 Albino strawberry dress. Honey, no. #emmys #
- 17:19 I've never watched Modern Family. Is it a show about bike crashes? #emmys #
- 17:21 This "my dad was a homophobe" speech is really touching. #emmys #
- 17:25 There should be a Road Rules style season of Project Runway where the Marshall's truck steps in for the Piperlime accessory wall. #
- 17:26 Jane Lynch's dress makes me hungry for Jiffy Pop. #emmys #
- 17:27 I wonder if it would take a silver bullet to kill Ricky Gervais. #emmys #teefs #arooooo #
- 17:28 It's the Modern Family Awards. #emmys #guessishouldfinallywatch #
- 17:30 It must be really windy backstage. #emmys #
- 17:32 No it's toilet paper. She's a decorative cozy. A big one. RT @knitpurl: I bet Zooey Deschanel is hiding Ben Gibbard under her dress. #emmy #
- 17:35 Between Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, I'd say they should call it a tie. #emmys #
- 17:37 Re: Immortals, I think it's possible for a movie to be waaaaay too stylized. #
- 17:40 Charlie Sheen? Awkward. #emmys #
- 17:42 Matt LeBlanc Silver Daddy Conversion: 80% complete #emmys #
- 17:43 Big Bang dude's got the bangingest tux so far. #emmys #
- 17:44 People forget Rob Lowe invented the sex tape. #emmys #
- 17:45 OH AMY YESSSSS #emmys #
- 17:46 It's the new Spice Girls! #emmys #
- 17:47 Oh hay Kate Winslet is there in case there's a fire. #emmys #
- 17:47 I miss Gilmore Girls now more than ever. #emmys #
- 17:48 Easy on the roses girlfriend! #emmys #
- 17:49 Would like to see Jane Lynch and David Spade on stage together to finally prove they're not the same person. #emmys #
- 17:51 I just asked my cat Fred if he wants a Twitter account so he can livetweet the #emmys. He ignored me. #jerk #
- 17:56 Good thing Cee-Lo found a job before the expectation of a second hit song caught up with him. #emmys #
- 17:58 Toddlers and Tiaras and Teen Mom have no business being included here. #emmys #
- 18:01 Serious bullshit! You should win. RT @RuPaulsDragRace: We were left out of the #Emmy montage. Oh well, we're still fierce honey! #
- 18:06 Ok guys, cut it out with the tickle fight. #emmys #
- 18:08 Jennie-O's hitting the road hoping people forget the recent turkey recall. #emmys #
- 18:13 hahahahaaaa what the fuuuuck #emmys #
- 18:15 Someone get William H. Macy a nice scrunchie. #emmys #
- 18:15 Michael Bolton should grow his hair long again. #emmys #
- 18:19 ILU Jimmy Fallon #emmys #
- 18:23 I was wondering if Evangeline Lily would act again. Didn't think it would be in the Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots movie. #
- 18:58 Took a little dinner break. All I have to say is, Bryan Cranston with hair and a tux works very well for me. #emmys #
- 19:08 Are they ever going to release An American Family on DVD? #
- 19:10 so great RT @alexjon: "You know, a lot of people are curious why I'm a lesbian. Ladies and gentlemen, the cast of Entourage." #emmys #
- 19:10 "grandiloquent" #emmys #
- 19:18 I didn't know they made blue raspberry fruit roll-ups. #emmys #
- 19:19 If anyone wins anything for The Kennedys, I'll eat a flip-flop. #
- 19:20 Dammit! #emmys (can't believe it, so bad, ugh) 'RT @christopher575: If anyone wins anything for The Kennedys, I'll eat a flip-flop. #
- 19:30 The best part about the #emmys has been the complete absence of commercials for Truvia. #
- 19:32 Geez how many shows is Damon Wayans Jr gonna be on this year? #
- 19:36 Guy Pearce's accent is still strong but Anna Torv's isn't. Weird. #emmys #
- 19:38 It's weird to see Claire Danes talk without a cutaway to Temple Grandin. #emmys #
- 19:42 I wonder if Don Cheadle knows about Sniglets. There was one that's very close to his name. #NNTN #
- 19:56 Kinda surprised there's not an #emmy category for Best Vampire Show. #
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