Writer's Block: Leave a Message After the Beep
What is your answering machine away message? If you don't have one, you can make it up! View 267 Answers For a decade or so now, it has been "Thank you for calling, please leave a message."
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Sun, 21:14: RT @girlvinyl: If you call yourself a "reddit power user" you should go ahead and shoot yourself in the head now.Mon, 09:59: Yes I am trying to win a RuPaul's Drag Race prize pack this...
View ArticleI bought this today
I bought this today, a photo by christopher575 on Flickr.Not for its intended purpose, though. Also not for a perverted reason.Guess why and win a prize.
View ArticleYou don't have to smoke to look cool
You don't have to smoke to look cool, a photo by christopher575 on Flickr.Celery over cigars.
View ArticleMoney money money money!
Money money money money!, a photo by christopher575 on Flickr.Money!
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Mon, 21:40: Yes, the 3D street surface chalk drawings are nice. Glad you finally saw some cool art on the internet. Maybe go to a gallery now. Tue, 08:53: I have a weird relationship with iTunes. It...
View ArticleJenny McCarthy is a bitch and she holds her martini glass all weird
Jenny McCarthy is a bitch and she holds her martini glass all weird, a photo by christopher575 on Flickr.
View ArticleYay free lunch
Yay free lunch, a photo by christopher575 on Flickr.They had punch cards at work and if you made ten purchases before theSuper Bowl you could get anything free, so I got this cod baked in apastry shell...
View ArticleWriter's Block: Doppelganger Week
Who is your look-alike? View 431 Answers People are always saying Kevin Smith.
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Вт, 20:13: I watched all 94 episodes of Clean House that Netflix has available. Wish they would get the rest.Ср, 05:51: What's with the sudden influx of early bus riders? (Taking their sweet time,...
View ArticleI like this tacky bar
I like this tacky bar, a photo by christopher575 on Flickr.It allows me to pretend I'm in a tacky sexy place in the '80s.
View ArticleHere's a pretty picture I took of Garrett's martini from last night
IMAG3475.jpg, a photo by christopher575 on Flickr.I had to move everything around on the bar to get the shot. It was worth it. Purty.
View ArticleMy tweets
Wed, 14:01: RT @meganamram: This is a pretty shitty flash mob. It's in my living room, only my family showed up, and they're just telling me to stop drinking.Wed, 16:27: Welcome back to my pantry,...
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