- 07:47 Nothing makes you sound stupider than using a word you just learned too much. So, quit saying "swagger". #
- 08:39 That new cereal with three kinds of raisins doesn't have golden raisins. Raisism! #
- 09:46 Green is the superior Tabasco, but so many places just have red. #
- 15:15 Helena Handbasket #baddragnames #
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