- 18:52:11: Kirk Douglas has the biggest earlobes I have ever seen in my entire life.
- 19:00:20: That's quite an unassuming lipstick shade on such a filthy mouth. #oscars (rad)
- 19:16:24: Do they not tell nominees how long their speech should be? #oscars
- 19:45:16: Trent Reznor conversion to bear: 92% complete #oscars
- 20:05:04: I want a Randy Newman/Tori Amos dueling piano performance. Of that cereal commercial she was in. http://youtu.be/D43vgHLRiUU #oscars
- 20:06:15: Mandy Moore looks great as a toilet paper cozy. @oscars
- 20:07:56: Men, if you want to be Jack Donaghy's assistant, buy a tiny suit at JC Penney. #oscars
- 20:20:06: Does nobody else see this resemblance? http://chzb.gr/gPRqi2 #oscars
- 20:21:40: The Joan Rivers documentary should have been nominated. :( #oscars
- 20:22:19: Move away from the mic, OPRAH. God. #oscars
- 20:27:48: Baby Fishmouth is sweeping the nation. #oscars (too obscure?)
- 20:29:11: [Billy Crystal] totally looks like [Jon Lovitz] #oscars
- 20:43:07: Florence Welch found a dress that matches her hair juuuuust a little too well. #oscars
- 20:44:39: Britney looks great! Oh, it's Gwyneth. #oscars
- 20:45:11: omg lol #oscars RT @ThePandoraBoxx: Donatella Versace sings?
- 20:46:44: Randy Newman obviously sold his soul to the devil. #oscars
- 20:50:43: So everyone knows James Franco was on General Hospital, but I just found out yesterday about Sean Young on The Young and the Restless.
- 20:51:21: RT @jamesfranco: From the stage #OSCARSREALTIME http://say.ly/kjpa7g
- 20:55:05: How many actors did you just now learn are dead during the montage? For me, three so far. #oscars
- 20:55:32: Four. #oscars
- 20:57:30: Oh look, it's Halle "win a historic Oscar and then make Catwoman" Berry. #oscars
- 21:02:03: Anne's blue dress is making me hungry for fruit roll-ups. #oscars
- 21:03:42: [Tom Hooper] totally looks like [James Cameron] #oscars
- 21:04:38: Nobody has mentioned the fact that The King's Speech was filmed on a gay porn set yet. #oscars
- 21:08:13: They need to invent a new kind of formalwear for men. Tuxedos are getting boring. #oscars
- 21:09:48: A commercial with Cindy Crawford! Did she win an Oscar for Fair Game? #oscars
- 21:19:42: Has Natalie Portman been in labor for a few hours? That hair. #oscars
- 21:21:52: What's black and white and red all over? Sandra Bullock. #oscars
- 21:22:59: Jesse Eisenberg should have won in 2001 for Lightning: Fire in the Sky. #oscars
- 21:34:38: Why wasn't Lizzy Caplan nominated for best supporting actress for 127 Hours? #oscars
- 21:38:40: The #oscars would be better if Keyboard Cat played everyone off.
- 21:39:11: Those kids are up way late for a school night. #oscars
- 21:39:53: T-shirts? It's a black tie event, you little brats. #oscars
- 21:41:18: Somewhere over the FUCKING rainbow, Melissa Leo. #oscars
- 21:44:00: Creepiest credit ever: "voice of Bob Hope" #oscars
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