- 07:03:21: Your umbrella needs its own seat and the handle is sticking into the aisle? Please get a car.
- 08:07:42: The couples in ABBA should have swapped partners to try to save the band.
- 16:46:57: SeaWC: all unicorns are magic http://bit.ly/dEu8hi
- 17:01:05: I was about to put hummus on a corndog but I'm heading out soon and didn't want hummus breath. Must try it soon.
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