- 08:44:57: *sob* (pause) http://nyti.ms/g3clC5
- 09:15:04: RT @alexjon: 'I Wrote & Sold The Kwanzaa Cake Recipe To Sandra Lee' ... 'F*ck Me' http://huff.to/dUXzlt via @huffingtonpost
- 10:39:10: Cell phones should act more like answering machines so we can go back to the "If you're there, pick up" thing.
- 11:43:04: Just found out they have piggy banks in France. Not sure why I found that noteworthy.
- 14:29:27: They should do a jokes version of Jeopardy.
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