- 08:31:43: Saw some people stuck in snow traffic on the news last night. They said they were only driving two blocks. WALK, idiots.
- 08:34:03: RT @OPRAHHATPARTY: I feel like Ugg is secretly funding Crocs so people can be, like, at least they're not wearing Crocs
- 10:55:40: Apparently the news tonight will warn parents that children shouldn't eat batteries. No shit?
- 20:18:20: These are stupid because you only need one ghost. If you have more than one, you should have all four. http://bit.ly/bvfuTJ
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