- 00:29:08: The new Chelsea Lately theme song is the New Coke of music. @chelseahandler, please switch to the Classic version ASAP.
- 09:13:05: Today's @unicornbooty would be a perfect gay wedding present. For me, I mean.
- 09:13:32: (re: previous tweet, that's an attempt to win, not a hint that anyone should buy)
- 11:56:25: Tune in http://di.fm/electro now for Lip Locked by the ever fabulous @annakisss (I hear there's a wedding dedication for me today!)
- 12:07:28: RT @jonaddams: Atheist steals $83,000 and then buys thousands of dollars worth of porn. Haha, just kidding, it was a priest. http://bit. ...
- 12:40:25: The thing I notice most on the red carpet that people need to stop doing is wearing stuff that matches their skin tone too closely.
- 13:13:53: omg YES YES YES! RT @RL_Wood: Angry Birds updated with 45 new levels! http://bit.ly/duH4yA
- 15:46:35: [BRONNIE]
- 18:50:32: Don't Date Daddy #GamesNoOneWants
- 19:07:08: Trivial Fursuit @GamesNoOneWants
- 19:08:26: Connect One #GamesNoOneWants
- 19:08:54: CandyGland #GamesNoOneWants
- 19:15:52: Barrel of Junkies #GamesNoOneWants
- 19:16:39: Floss Across #GamesNoOneWants
- 19:22:41: Misery Date #GamesNoOneWants
- 19:26:15: Settlers of Rattan #GamesNoOneWants
- 19:27:24: Excite Mike #GamesNoOneWants
- 19:30:52: Shits and Bladders #GamesNoOneWants
- 19:31:16: Nahtzee #GamesNoOneWants
- 19:32:28: Accordion Hero #GamesNoOneWants
- 19:37:59: Legend of Zelda Rubinstein #GamesNoOneWants
- 19:39:06: Dance Dance Constipation #GamesNoOneWants
- 19:57:49: Family Nude #GamesNoOneWants
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