Holy shit.
Foot update
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Twitter Litter
- 09:11 The main difference between cooking shows and real life is zest. #
- 10:14 I don't get why blogs feel the need to post when they take the day off. Like we're all going to panic otherwise. #
- 13:03 Using crutches hurts my other foot, so, probably won't use them much. #
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Welcome back to work! (BONUS SchadenFriday)
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Aboot the foot
No picture this morning because I didn't want to hold Garrett up too much on his way out the door. I need to take a shower while he's still here in case I fall, Life Alert style. The bruises are even bigger, but there's less pain when I stand up without the boot.
Ah, the boot. It hurts to stand up, but it's not my foot that hurts, it's my lower back. I have issues anyway, and standing with one foot higher than the other becomes uncomfortable surprisingly quickly.
Sitting down also gets old, because there are only a couple of positions I can sit in. Mainly, I really miss being able to cross that leg. I can put my left leg on my right, but not my right on my left.
I try to be interesting and post a lot. I have a feeling that'll be tough for a while.
Ah, the boot. It hurts to stand up, but it's not my foot that hurts, it's my lower back. I have issues anyway, and standing with one foot higher than the other becomes uncomfortable surprisingly quickly.
Sitting down also gets old, because there are only a couple of positions I can sit in. Mainly, I really miss being able to cross that leg. I can put my left leg on my right, but not my right on my left.
I try to be interesting and post a lot. I have a feeling that'll be tough for a while.
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Twitter Litter
- 11:28 It's a bummer that we're out of salsa, but at least it drove me to invent cocktail onion balsamic guacamole. #
- 11:46 My TPS reports keep going down. #
- 15:15 Do you want to hustle? Do you want to salsa? #
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I didn't know Seattle had a Tussaud's
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Absolutely terrifying
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Twitter Litter
- 07:42 Almost typed "lolcat" instead of "local" on a work thing. #
- 09:24 RT @jseattle: .@techdirt calls Broadway Dance Steps settlement "fair use debacle" is.gd/mwls2j "nothing short of obnoxious" #
- 10:14 The original season of The Real World somehow managed to make NYC look extremely boring. #
- 11:24 This is tweet 10,001. I expect balloons and streamers. #
- 13:18 I guess day five is when the real throbbing begins. Ouch. #
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The TV is mocking me
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Twitter Litter
- 07:20 It sounds like there are crows pretending to be geese outside. #
- 10:30 Let's quit saying "homophobia" in those instances where "bigotry" is much more appropriate. #
- 10:34 My new band is called Michele Bachmann's Strap-on. #
- 13:59 Just put six heads of garlic in the oven. Frozen roasted garlic is very nice to have around. #
- 14:30 Silicone is great, but dust and crumbs stick too easily. I'm talking about kitchen tools, you pervs. #
- 15:55 I can't believe it took until season 4, episode 10 of Ugly Betty before someone told her she should blog. #
- 16:00 For @scearley bit.ly/qOy9MH (warning, sometimes site banners are NSFW) #
- 18:02 I want Scott Bakula to play Dracula at least once. #
- 18:04 I have a duck. #replaceawordinafamousquoteiwthduck #
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SchadenFriday
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Foot update
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One more shot to try to show the green color
Can't get it quite right, but this is close.
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Better close the window
The dust from this is headed my way.
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Kyle gave me an awesome cane as a wedding present
Figured it'd be longer until I needed it.
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Sorry about your penis
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Duck is watching you
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Brad, being rad
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BONUS hump day SchadenFriday
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It feels great to finally figure it out
For weeks now, I've been getting the "Doo Wop (That Thing)" by Lauryn Hill stuck in my head. Like, seriously, at least five times a day. Often more. I thought I'd never figure out why it was happening and would just have to live with it until it went away. Well! I finally figured it out this morning by catching myself do it, and I feel stupid for not figuring it out before.
It's because of the way people say "That thing..." all the time now. If you aren't familiar with it, you probably don't follow me, or Alan, or AJ, or OPRAHHATPARTY on Twitter.
That thing, where you keep sticking a song in your head....
What I want to know is if it came from Stefon originally.
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