- 08:01 Two cats with their fur and litter tracked all over hardwood floors make me suddenly want a Roomba. They used to seem so ridiculous. #
- 10:19 That thing where you think a work spreadsheet says PORNO but it's actually PROMO. #
- 12:09 For @scearley bit.ly/li0SZg #
- 14:29 It's funny when the music in a techno song sounds like words. Current song: achoo, blessyou, achoo, blessyou, achoo, blessyou #
- 15:55 Just saw a guy with He-Man hair who wasn't dating my sister. #
- 19:09 The voiceover guy on the BK Stacker commercial sounds enough like Phil Hartman to make me sad. #
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More animated gifs like this from that video, pzl
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Hump Day SchadenFriday BONUS
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Padma Lakshmi and Chelsea Handler
This is a new game show called Guess Who's Drunker.
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Two things I wish would make a comeback
Lea Thompson and crimping irons.
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- 07:52 Mississippi Mudd #baddragnames #
- 09:15 Advice for parents: make a blog for your kids' artwork because you'll have to get rid of the physical versions someday but won't want to. #
- 09:23 Whatever you do, don't put the blame on you. Blame it on the rain. #
- 10:03 Milli Vanilli makes me wonder if there are any bands out there that did that but never got caught. #
- 10:06 Baby, don't forget my number. bit.ly/jUODpj #
- 10:18 Less autotune, more vocoder. #
- 10:37 oooh good one! #baddragnames RT @Jeff_A_Anderson: @christopher575 - If I ever require a drag name it's gonna be Cody Pendant. #
- 11:10 Just realized someone more talented than me could make a really nice MVW logo (Milli Vanilli Wednesday) #
- 12:32 Imagine the spoiled little brat whose parents spend hours on stuff like this. bit.ly/jqxsre #
- 12:55 You've got to blame it on something! #
- 16:04 This came on shuffle on my way home. Not even kidding. (sorry if it goes Golden Raspberries) flic.kr/p/9TS3jA #
- 18:09 How does anyone at an ad agency feel good about pitching yet another ad featuring talking animals? #
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Power just went out in the office
Wonder how long I should wait before giving up.
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Yikes
Maybe the power outage is due to a giant fire. I am so outta here.
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whoa
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Help, trapped
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Got some nice close-ups while I was trapped
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I made dinner
Tilapia wrapped in prosciutto, garlic toast, roasted carrots, parsnips, and radishes.
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- 07:04 With regard to the Vancouver riots: I'm always surprised when there's NOT a riot, after every sporting event. #
- 08:25 Here's an IM from three years ago that I should have posted yesterday. flic.kr/p/58tY9H #
- 08:55 In a million years the world will be 10% mixed-race and 90% Duggars. #
- 10:33 Regifta deFruitcake #baddragnames #
- 11:31 So obsessed with the salad bar at work. #
- 11:58 I'm still on the fence about being down with OPP. #
- 13:43 Just saw a girl with a tattoo of the Great Lakes on her arm. Also, three mini candy bars on the seat. The bus is so weird. #
- 14:24 "Friday" by Rebecca Black better be back on YouTube tomorrow. #
- 14:58 #describeyourpeniswithamovie Free Willy #
- 16:21 Ugh I hate when I don't skip past the commercials and they're all for catheters. #
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Immobilized and trapped
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- 06:21 Pretty sure I just heard cat diarrhea. #
- 10:45 That show Becker is on and that girl from Saw 2 who ended up in the pit of syringes accidentally ordered 20,000 syringes for her doctor boss #
- 10:48 It's so great when you want to watch something and it happens to be on Netflix Instant. (Cliffhanger) #
- 10:58 I would like a "based on a premise by" movie credit someday. Like, not all the work, just getting to say it was my idea. #
- 11:13 I like big boats and I cannot lie. #
- 11:22 Because of my ankle, I'm not allowed to take a shower until Garrett gets back. So of course now I feel absolutely filthy. #
- 11:24 I don't find John Lithgow sexy, but he really reminds me of my ex, who totally was. #
- 13:37 Netflix Streaming awesome/awesomely bad suggestions: Jason X, The Crow 4 #
- 13:44 How much should I ask for on Kickstarter for my Tara Reid film festival? I'll want her to attend, of course. #
- 13:50 Bad hair in movies begets bad continuity. #
- 14:30 Watching The Crow 4, I realize that if Kristen Stewart wasn't available, Edward Furlong could have played Joan Jett in The Runaways. #
- 14:47 "You stole the keys to daddy's car, but you can't handle the horsepower!" #greatquotesfromcrow4 #
- 14:53 They keep changing the layout of gmail but they also keep leaving "report spam" right next to "archive". Dumb. #
- 15:50 Currently watching Smiley Face with Anna Faris. Luvs her. #
- 16:42 Kinda want a Space Needle or Seattle skyline tattoo. #
- 16:48 Someone please make a mashup of "Let's Bowl" (Grease 2) and "Let's Go to the Mall" (HIMYM). #
- 16:52 Qwest was bought by CenturyLink before they delivered on their "every movie ever made in any language, any time" promise. Jerks. #
- 16:53 Cake stands are weird. #
- 16:59 The opening credits of Love Bites prove my theory that it's Love American Style 2011. #
- 18:04 Excited about Aubrey Plaza as Daria but really need a Jem movie more. #
- 18:22 The sun is out! Thank goodness we have three air conditioners. #
- 19:27 Someone please come decorate my boot like Claire Huxtable's cast. #
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Foot update
Nature's Rorschach test.
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Turkish military cafeteria trays
Absolutely gorgeous. I want some.
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Back on the chain gang
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- 05:38 Todded! bit.ly/ksiZrp #
- 09:41 It's funny that I can't drive now because of my ankle. I hate to drive, but it would be handy now, because of my ankle. #
- 10:10 Just saw a commercial for Hair Battle Spectacular season 2! #
- 17:18 I just don't think straight men look at women's eyelashes and teeth that much. #
- 17:57 I don't like when Frankie's dad on Jerseylicious wears shirts with sleeves that cover his wicked 9/11 tattoo. #
- 18:43 Scars 2 #painfulmovies #
- 19:12 Whoa, I never realized that's Catherine Keener in Being John Malkovich. #
- 19:51 Gah this dude on Food Network Star looks familiar but I can't figure out who he looks like. Halp. bit.ly/mNkUPz #
- 19:53 Almost to 10,000 tweets. Getting there way faster because of my stupid ankle. #
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BONUS July 4th Saturdog
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