Garrett and a hedgehog
Hey Sterling
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- 09:12 Cracks me up when people put a giant copyright notice on a dumb picture of their drunk friends like anyone would steal it. #
- 09:36 Watching Sandra Lee talk about soul food. Hilarious. #
- 10:35 Trying to figure out why the dude in the Lipitor commercial is wearing a shirt at the waterpark. #
- 14:27 Hey @alexjon lookie there's a corgi here! flic.kr/p/9QD6LB #
- 15:21 Corgiiiiiiiii flic.kr/p/9QEaFn #
- 16:18 Corgiiiiiiiiiiiiiii flic.kr/p/9QHZYY #
- 17:07 Today I have interacted with four cats, a dog, a rabbit, and a hedgehog. #
Bahaha!
How you can tell I'm not in charge
This is a crappy handwritten sign above another sign. I would never, ever allow this. If more attention needs to be drawn to the sign, it should just be redesigned.
I was quite happy when I ran a computer lab for two years, mainly because I got to enforce my "no handwritten signs" rule. There is no reason in a computer lab with a nice color printer to ever have a handwritten sign, unless it says "Sorry, we are closed, no electricity".
The only place handwritten signs look right is in front of cutesy little stores, and only if the person who did it has amazing handwriting.
Excessive packaging
Guess what's in these.
EDIT TO ADD:
Turns out I was wrong about what's in the package on the right. Turns out that's quite appropriate as it's a four-pack of reusable shopping backs in an envelope. It's funny, because what's in the box on the left is much smaller and could easily fit in that envelope.
I'll post a picture of both in a while. But keep guessing.
The stuff in the packages
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- 10:26 The hardest name I've found to type is Agnieszka. #
- 10:43 One of the cool benefits of working for a very large company is that lots of other people do. Like that bitch that fired you that time. #
- 13:58 That moment of terror when you read that something was deleted when it was, in fact, edited. #
- 16:41 This Pajama Jeans commercial makes me wish those people would sell Pajama Business Suits. #
- 20:26 The good thing about TV shows on DVD is listening to terrible theme songs at 1.5x speed. Ally McBeal and Star Trek: Enterprise, for example. #
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- 09:42 Ugh yes same here. RT @badrobot68: If you whistle in public, please know that I hate you. #
- 11:49 They should make horror movies out of songs. The first one should be The Rhythm is Gonna Get You...Tonight! #
- 21:11 Quote of the night: "Is it Axel-jon or Alex-jon?" #
Huh
People who don't cut between the strips on their flyers
SchadenFriday BONUS
Sam is a cuddle monster today
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- 07:08 I was just typing in English to a Belgian with my right hand one key over from the home keys and when I noticed it looked like Dutch. #
- 07:37 Political corruption is so rampant in Florida that the FBI ran front-page ads to remind people it's actually wrong. bit.ly/jmvMnW #
- 08:33 Fear Factor is coming back. That's kinda delightful. bit.ly/jv5HLd #
- 08:36 Those bands from my college years have reached casino age. bit.ly/lyZdrP #
- 10:05 Wait, I thought the @space_needle "doesn't make a habit of flying flags." flic.kr/p/9RCCm3 #
- 11:33 "Oh that's a creature, it's half man, half guitar. It's my alter ego, I call it Mantar." #
- 14:43 Dude just got on the bus eating a giant smelly hot dog like it's a totally normal thing to do. #
- 15:24 That thing where you remember the answer to your question just before you hit "send". #
- 19:16 So awesome. RT @alexjon: Skerrittbomb yfrog.com/h77mnmbj #