May your drinks be as tasty as they are beautiful.
Happy Friday
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From Twitter 01-21-2011
- 10:53:33: Yes, I'm that guy who just used Google Calendar to remember to put the clothes in the dryer.
- 11:59:09: I AM CORNHOLIO
- 13:59:28: Scream 4 tralier! http://youtu.be/ZTID_e9Pxdc
- 14:01:46: Fine, computer, I'll restart you. Bitch.
- 17:31:41: It seems like nobody ever noticed how creepy "Funky Cold Medina" is.
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Caturday
BONUS Saturdogs
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Ethan and Winona in Reality Bites
I can't tell which is which, or where one ends and the other begins.
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Sam has had enough of this
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Anal bead chic
I think this is the best one yet.
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Fred will never sit still
It took like 15 tries to get this shot.
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Caturday AFTER DARK
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Mise en place
Making tomorrow's brunch tonight.
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From Twitter 01-22-2011
- 11:15:13: Reality Bites, my god, so much smoking in that movie.
- 13:24:38: I wonder how much it would cost to put on a Tara Reid film festival. Because I want to.
- 15:45:36: The Naked Truth (the Tea Leoni one) isn't available anywhere. Damn.
- 16:32:26: That OLPC laptop commercial with John Lennon is f u c k e d u p
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Food is almost ready
But I am trapped
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From Twitter 01-23-2011
- 00:24:07: I prepped this tonight for tomorrow's brunch: http://bit.ly/h7n7HI It's in the fridge now ready to bake.
- 18:22:09: If a man in a town like Seattle is wearing a tux, does anyone notice the shoes? Cuz I just ordered a tuxedo and no shoes.
- 18:43:24: For @badrobot68 http://bit.ly/eFujs0
- 18:52:53: Just realized there's such a thing as "bad tilt-shift".
- 19:32:58: Just ordered a Kindle. First book for it: You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again by @HeatherMcDonald
- 22:51:23: Trojan didn't invent condoms, weird lube, or vibrators. They just rake it in because they were ballsy enough to put them all on TV.
- 22:54:29: Too wide for Caturday, too rad not to post. http://bit.ly/er0rbM
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Earworms
Is there a song that gets stuck in your head as you're getting ready every morning? For years, I always got "9 to 5" by Dolly Parton in my head in the shower. You know, jump in the shower, the blood starts pumpin', yadda yadda yadda.
Since I moved in with Garrett, this one has been in my head for months in the shower.
I think it's because he doesn't like the warm, extra-bright lights that I always turn on when I take a shower, and one time he came in and was all "Unnggh, the liiiights." That's really all it took. And to make matters worse, ever since I dyed my hair in December, I've had a bottle of Shimmer Lights shampoo in there and use it every couple of days.
I didn't even think about the song until I was getting dressed this morning. So, that's progress. Maybe I won't have it in my head every single damn day anymore after a while.
Anyway.
I think old jaded ravers should dig this song because it's an oldie, but conjures up mental imagery of these:
Since I moved in with Garrett, this one has been in my head for months in the shower.
I think it's because he doesn't like the warm, extra-bright lights that I always turn on when I take a shower, and one time he came in and was all "Unnggh, the liiiights." That's really all it took. And to make matters worse, ever since I dyed my hair in December, I've had a bottle of Shimmer Lights shampoo in there and use it every couple of days.
I didn't even think about the song until I was getting dressed this morning. So, that's progress. Maybe I won't have it in my head every single damn day anymore after a while.
Anyway.
I think old jaded ravers should dig this song because it's an oldie, but conjures up mental imagery of these:
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FYI - YouTube embeds in comments
YouTube changed their embed codes to iframe, which didn't work in comments. Apparently enough people complained, because there's a "use old embed code" option when you're getting the code. I tested, those work.
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Spicy Strata
This is what I was up late making Saturday night for Sunday's brunch, and it turned out great. Eating it again for today's lunch.
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Pacey McWanderbilt, you just got served
This guy wanders even further, including constant shuffling back and forth
on the bike trail without checking for bikes.
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Ugh why?
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From Twitter 01-24-2011
- 08:34:56: Staking my claim now for the drag name Crystal Trophy, from this season's two-part finale of Jerseylicious. http://flic.kr/p/9cFxSZ
- 10:08:02: Honestly if I had a time machine I'd use it to go to shows like The Movement and AB Logic.
- 14:10:08: Agent Olivia Dunham: Emo Bitch
- 15:33:31: BRING ME...THE KEYTAR!
- 16:14:43: I think I might be a hollaback girl. Is there a test? The lyrics suggest a stool sample may be in order.
- 16:23:21: I like walking toward the back of the bus as it moves forward and pretending I moonwalk really well.
- 16:36:26: I think my iPod knows its replacement is on the way, judging by this passive-aggressive shuffle it is serving up.
- 22:14:39: Still waiting for important Miley Cyrus bong updates, what's the holdup?
- 22:16:28: Oh that was fast. "Miley Cyrus Watch (@MileyCyrusWatch) is now following your tweets (@christopher575) on Twitter."
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Watching Tabatha's Salon Takeover
She has her work cut out for her.
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From Twitter 01-25-2011
- 22:30:06: Somebody take a picture of me in a Speedo so I can have a show on Bravo. #donnydeutsch
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