I am the king of NYE
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Caturday
BONUS Saturdogs
Caturday ANNOUNCEMENT
Hey Jess, did you leave this here?
We are having white beans instead of black-eyed peas. Is that racist?
From Twitter 01-01-2011
- 12:07:17: RT @bryansafi: 33 mins til midnight. I'm gonna get real shitty and challenge someone to a battle on the dance floor. To 2011-the year of dance battles!
- 13:02:54: Maury Povich pans RT @Mystique_1: Wtf watching qvc n montel Williams has his own pressure cooker... LOL what's next Jenny Jones preggy test
- 17:28:40: Swiffer commercial with "What About Love" by Heart. That was unexpected.
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Anal bead chic
Special holiday weekend BONUS Caturday
Waiting for Vietnamese foodz
The "me in 50 years" guy I posted about a few years ago is here
I feel bad, the couple behind me took his usual table.
EDIT TO ADD: Here is the post I'm referring to.
Sunday bloody (mary) Sunday
Four LOKO
From Twitter 01-02-2011
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Beouf Bourguignon
From Twitter 01-04-2011
- 16:20:58: If you use a cane and skip the line onto the bus, you should sit up front.
- 20:58:32: Oprahchapeausoiree #frenchoprahhatparties
- 21:32:07: I just enriched Garrett's life by showing him "Vampires are Alive" for the first time. http://youtu.be/cTZ2CyEaNDI
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This is nice
He was on WNCI-FM in Columbus this morning and got the following offers.
$10,000 from Ohio Credit Unions for voiceover work.
To host "Steppin' Out" radio in NYC
To promote "Inside Edition" in NYC
A woman willing to put $15,000 of her own money to pay for his work with WNCI.
All expenses paid trip to Hawaii JUST to record a 60-second commercial.
..And then finally the big one.
A full time job with the Cleveland Cavaliers for announcing/commercial/website voiceover work which also includes mortgage paid on a fucking HOUSE.
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Guess who just jizzed on my sheets
I made eggs benedict!
This was my first time poaching eggs, and I wasted a few getting there. I should have watched a couple of videos again beforehand so my expectations would be set appropriately. You'd be surprised how much egg white ends up detached from the rest, even when you do it perfectly.
I also should have planned ahead to make something with the eggs that I couldn't use because their yolks broke. But we had a shopping misfire which led to a whole extra carton of eggs in the house, so this was the best possible time to waste some of them.
Before you're too impressed, the hollandaise is a mix from a packet. I tried making real hollandaise once and will never do that again. The stuff from the packet is ok if you add some salt and lemon juice.