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Of Interest to Fans of Bonus Saturdogs

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  • Ср, 07:35: TALK ONLY WHEN NO LONGER SAD http://t.co/h6KkipNK
  • Ср, 10:02: I'm not changing clothes in here or anything, but a closed office door still means you should knock first.
  • Ср, 10:45: Just typed "lizmit" instead of "limit" and think it's a much cooler word.
  • Ср, 11:28: I wish the "delicious, healthy choices" option at the cafeteria at work was there five days a week instead of one.
  • Ср, 12:01: I wish Seattle had a docked ship hotel/restaurant like the Queen Mary.

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  • Чт, 07:49: I can't be the only one who likes to listen to dubstep and pretend I'm a robot at my desk.
  • Чт, 07:51: RT @DubstepSong: WUUUUB WUUUUUB DUBUBUBUB HUUUUU WUUUUU UUUUUHHHH REEE ERRRR RRRRRRR [break] RRRRRR UUUUU WUBUBHBHUBUBUBU WUUUU UUH WU ...
  • Чт, 08:37: Wanna put myself in a Golden Girls photo but can't decide which one I should be. Blanche? Dorothy?
  • Чт, 10:32: The worst ads are the ones that say you "deserve" the product.
  • Чт, 11:59: It's funny that the word "abbreviation" is so long.
  • Чт, 13:57: Pussycat Hairballs #lessexcitingbandnames
  • Чт, 19:46: RT @OPRAHHATPARTY: Anything can be a decoration if you just put it somewhere

Lunch with Alice

They always look so pissed when the camera comes out


SchadenFriday

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CATURDAY

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  • Сб, 08:45: RT @OPRAHHATPARTY: Block everyone on the whole Internet and just talk to yourself and say whatever you want #lifehacks
  • Сб, 13:49: RT @alexjon: Hecklers hooting "get a job" at a bunch of teachers. Apparently teaching them was more of a chore than a fulfilling job #o ...
  • Сб, 17:42: Female lead on Free Agents drinking her wine out of a coffee cup! Everyone's copying me.

Obligatory Sunday post

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  • Вс, 10:15: David Arquette sounds like David Schwimmer as Ross Geller.
  • Вс, 10:18: Remember all those damn commercials for 10-10-321 and 1-800-call-att and all that? What an awful time.
  • Вс, 16:08: Round and round and round, woo!

Happy Halloween!


Here's a stupid Halloween story

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Back in, I dunno, 2003 or so, I went to a really huge Halloween party called Hive Mind. Mostly I just wanted to wear my orange safety vest because it looked so cool in black lights, so I found a fake hard had and went as a construction worker. This couple came up to me and the girl asked if I was Bob the Builder. I said I didn't really plan it that way, I was just a construction worker. Her boyfriend looked all pouty and she got all mad and explained that he was a construction worker. She bitched me out and said it was a stupid costume and I ran into them like fifty more times that night and she yelled at me over and over and he just pouted every time. 

That is such a stupid thing to be offended by. In case you ever want to dress in any sort of uniform, be prepared with a story in case you meet stupid people. I should have said I was waiting for the rest of the Village People to show up.

Lessons from last night

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1) Breaking a whole chicken down is pretty hard and takes longer than you'd think.

2) If you turn down the bacon so you have longer to break the chicken down, make sure you don't actually turn it up.

3) Burning bacon makes a surprisingly thick plume of disgusting smoke.

A trip down the fudge tunnel that is "memory lane"

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I was just wondering, hey, is that Estonian Death Metal band that recorded the song "Silent Duck" still around? Well, their website's gone, but you can still hear it at MySpace. And! They've performed it live as recently as last year.



I feel bad for them, it looks really bright and way too hot.

I'm currently unable to find the lyrics, which is sad.

(For those of you who are newer, "silent duck" is a slang term I invented for the hand position used in the initial stages of fisting, which you can tell by googling has gotten some traction over the years.)

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  • Вт, 11:30: RT @allisonkilkenny: Shorter Bank of America: Thanks for the $20 billion. Here's five dollars. #OWS
  • Вт, 14:11: Everyone keeps saying the Kardashian wedding was 10 weeks and I was all "nuh uh, 9" and then I realized I was dividing by 8. Carry on.
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